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A Nudist Meaning of March Madness

By Tom Mulhall, The Terra Cotta Inn

March,  originally from the Latin word Martius, named for Mars, the Roman God of War, has new meanings in modern society. For gardeners it’s the start of spring planting season. For college basketball fans, March means only one thing… March Madness!

Nudists however think of March Madness a little differently. Here are the top 10 March Madness words and their meanings to nudists:

1) NCAA –  No Clothes Allowed Anytime

2) March Madness – A nudists state of mind after having been bundled up all winter long. Some northern nudists have even been know to have March Madness set in so bad, they run outside naked and make snow angels.

3) Free throw – Throwing your friend into the pool without them knowing it.

4) Point spread – The distance you have to walk from your nudist resort hotel room to the pool.

5) Guard – Covering your skin with lots of sunscreen.

6) Rebound – Regaining your sanity by relaxing, restoring, and rejuvenating  your mental wellbeing by taking a Nakation.

7) 3 point play – Getting to play volleyball, play tennis, and play in the sand naked all in the same day.

8 ) Foul – Having to wear clothes all week long while waiting to get away to your favorite nudist resort.

9) Fouling out – Having to cancel your Nakation because your boss says you have to work overtime.

10) Tip Off – Telling all your friends about the fun nudist resort vacation you just came home from. And this will actually be the first time ever your friends will really want to see your vacation photos.

As you can see, March Madness is not just for basketball fans and college students. People of all ages enjoy basketball and also enjoy nude vacations.

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3 Responses to A Nudist Meaning of March Madness

  1. John Wilson says:

    Is the Terra Cota Inn in California and if so when is the meeting there? Is this a regular meeting place? I assume total nudeness is required. How frequently do we have our meetings there. Where do I find directions? Google? Mapquest?
    John Wilson
    P.S. I plan on joining AANR in 2 weeks. I plan on using Blacks Beach and Glen Eden primarily.

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