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March Madness, Nudist-Style

It’s that time of year again when basketball fever hits the country. Once again, it’s time for March Madness. Although we ran this post last year, it bears a repeat–just like some of your favorite teams.

Nudists Embrace March Madness

By Tom Mulhall

The Terra Cotta Inn

March, originally from the Latin word Martius, named for Mars, the Roman God of War, has new meanings in modern society. For gardeners it’s the start of spring planting season. For college basketball fans, March means only one thing… March Madness!

Nudists however think of March Madness a little differently. Here are the top 10 March Madness words and their meanings to nudists:

1) NCAA –  No Clothes Allowed Anytime

2) March Madness – A nudist’s state of mind after having been bundled up all winter long. Some northern nudists have even been know to have March Madness set in so bad, they run outside naked and make snow angels.

3) Free throw – Throwing your friend into the pool without them knowing it.

4) Point spread – The distance you have to walk from your nudist resort hotel room to the pool.

5) Guard – Covering your skin with lots of sunscreen.

6) Rebound – Regaining your sanity by relaxing, restoring, and rejuvenating your mental well-being by taking a Nakation.

7) 3 point play – Getting to play volleyball, play tennis, and play in the sand naked all in the same day.

8 ) Foul – Having to wear clothes all week long while waiting to get away to your favorite nudist resort.

9) Fouling out – Having to cancel your Nakation because your boss says you have to work overtime.

10) Tip Off – Telling all your friends about the fun nudist resort vacation you just came home from. And this will actually be the first time ever your friends will really want to see your vacation photos.



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5 Responses to March Madness, Nudist-Style

  1. Mike says:

    This is completely classic,lol! The next time I’m at the resort,I’ll suggest posting NCAA signs. Looking to expand the list? Defense: The wooden or chain-link structure that seperates your fave nudist resort from the textile world. Screen Pass: Lending a forgetful friend your sunblock.

  2. Pat Williams says:

    11) Out of bounds-acting out in any way that is not consistant with behavoir expected of an AARN member or member club.

  3. George says:

    Multi-tasking mowing the lawn while working on an all-over tan.

  4. Hello love to stay naked and never have to dress any more ,it is so much fun ,enjoy good times with nudest like me ,l am ready to atend any nudest club .

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