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Why Nudist Super Bowl Parties Are More Fun

By Tom Mulhall, The Terra Cotta Inn

The New England Patriots and the New York Giants will meet in Super Bowl XLVI in Indianapolis on Sunday February 5th. Of course nudists just like everyone else around the world love going to Super Bowl parties. It’s just that nudist parties are much more fun.

Here are the top 10 reasons why you should go to a nudist Super Bowl Party this year

1) Wardrobe malfunctions are greatly encouraged

2) No need to buy a Patriots or Giants football jersey. Just body paint one on

3) The pizza delivery person always arrives at nudist parties first

4) Impossible to lose your shirt betting on the outcome of the game.

5) Everyone at the party gets to be a naked cheerleader

6) Easy to clean salsa off your front when you cheer a touchdown

7) Don’t have to pay airline luggage fees going to your favorite warm weather nudist resort Super Bowl Party

8) Ordering a Full Monty cocktail makes more sense at a nudist football party

9) No need to attend the Bud Light Pregame party featuring Barenaked Ladies, nudists really create their own Bare Naked Ladies Super Bowl party

10) After the excitement of the big game, everyone gets to relax, unwind, and have fun by skinny dipping in the pool or hot tub.

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One Response to Why Nudist Super Bowl Parties Are More Fun

  1. Jay White says:

    These are great! Hilarious! Thanks for posting!

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